martes, 18 de octubre de 2011

Jokes...!

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Now think of something funny that has happened.

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  1. Funny anecdote

    One day in summer, we went to Reque to my grandmother's house with my family. With my cousins and sisters and we decided for a walk in the park. A young man with water balloons passed next to us, then we saw them and we decided to ignore them but it was useless because they threw the ballons to us, we starting running but I stayed back so I took the brunt and suddenly I slipped. It was so embarrased and funny at the same time since I had people stare at me. This is my shameful and funny anecdote to tell you.

    Shirley Puican Terán 4º "G"

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  2. the funniest thing to me last:
    once went out with my mom went shopping and every person passing by our side We looked, I did not know why, after a woman was about to ask if we are sisters then I realized that everyone thought my mom was my sister and I seemed funny that nobody ever asked done just looked at us

    LAZARO LIVAQUE DAMARIS ANTONIETA 4° "B"

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  3. THE FUNNILEST THING TO ME LAST :

    Once I started playing the game, when IWalloon was going to kick the bad step, instead of kicking me cay Walloon face, in front of my house there were two guys standing, made fun of me when I bieron lying on the floor

    LAZARO LIVAQUE DAMARIS DEL ROSARIO 4°"B"

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  4. He was born in Arequipa, Peru, in the district of Tiabaya on July 2, 1874; His parents were Pedro Paulet and Antonia Mostajo and Quiroz. He was always an active student, suitable for science and a passion for art. From childhood he showed great interest in space travel.

    At 19 he received a scholarship in recognition of academic excellence, by the Peruvian government allowed him to travel to Europe to study engineering. It was then in Paris at the Sorbonne where he studied engineering and architecture and graduated from the Institute of Applied Chemistry, obtaining the highest distinction the chemical engineering degree. He was an architect, engineer, mechanic, chemist, economist, geographer, sculptor, diplomat, writer, journalist, lecturer and visionary inventor. All these trades were for him and each of them took time, patience and talent. He studied hard the displacement of the squid, which gave him the idea of creating chemical mass to create the jet displacement, mass, who invented and currently used by space shuttles, including this invention based on squid spread in a U.S. Postal stamps with the seal of the "NASA" in 1974 to 100 years after his birth.

    He was the director and director of NASA's first manned flight to the moon, the scientist Wernher von Braun, who acknowledged that his effort helped the Peruvian Paulet man addressing the moon, and the book that the same von Braun co-wrote with Ordway - "World History of Astronautics" - remember that Pedro Paulet in Paris between 1895 and 1897 experimented with his small motor two and a half kilos in weight, making a hundred pounds of force, adding "by this fact, Paulet should be considered the pioneer of jet engines with liquid fuel. " Emilio Pedro Paulet Mostajo also participated in Peru's national reconstruction. In honor of the great inventor Pedro Paulet Mostajo on 2 July is celebrated in Peru, "National Aeronautics."




    Jesus

    He was different in his time. He saved us from sin, he was patient. He talked us that we should not to be vindictive. He was obedient with his mother. He helped people and made a lot of miracles.

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  5. BRENDA GUIVAR ROMERO 4°H

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  6. joke
    One day I was walking along the beach and then I didn't realize there was a hole in the sand, suddenly I fell into the hole. My cousin was recording in this moment. I could not sleep that day of shame.

    MURO RIVERA PRISCILLA 4° "B"

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  7. Well, the funniest that I have ever happened to me was when one day there was a meeting in my aunt's house,When I am greeting my uncles, suddenly I slipped and fell in front of all. Everyone laughed at me and I was so embarrased. That was the funniest and ugliest experience at the same time that I have ever had.

    SAAVEDRA ALTAMIRANO LESLY 4°"B"

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  8. It was Wednesday when I had to go to the Balta Avenue with some friends to do a mix of songs, this homework is for the area of physical education. The funny thing happened to me was that the young man who made the mix he said me that I would have to return at 6 pm . The young man told us he needed an announcer and could be any of us. At the first I did not want but then I accepted, it was the first time that I was a announcer I seemed funny to talk and then listen to my voice on the computer. It was a very funny and everyone laughed like me and never will forget.

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  9. It was Wednesday when I had to go to the Balta Avenue with some friends to do a mix of songs, this homework is for the area of physical education. The funny thing happened to me was that the young man who made the mix he said me that I would have to return at 6 pm . The young man told us he needed an announcer and could be any of us. At the first I did not want but then I accepted, it was the first time that I was a announcer I seemed funny to talk and then listen to my voice on the computer. It was a very funny and everyone laughed like me and never will forget.
    SANTACRUZ SOTO CINTHIA 4"B"

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  10. One day my mother left some sugar into a salt container. I didn't know had changed the sugar. Without realizing I put salt in my echo cup, echo tasted salty.
    It was a funny thing that I have happened to me.

    veronica llatas nuñez
    4 e

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  11. Well the funniest I've passed was when my brother Alfonzo who lives in Lima invited to my mom, to me and my sister Amalia to see the Exposition Park, a beautiful place where there are animals, games like bumper cars and trucks career, we also took a lots of photos and finally we ran through the place was full of beautiful flowers with the fragrance made ​​me feel in paradise, when we finished walk around the park we returned to my brother's house, we were so tired and sleepy.

    Name:Maria Liliana Fernàndez Otoya

    Room:4D

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  12. AMUSING DAY:

    MY FUNNIEST DAY WHEN ONE DAY WITH MY MOM WENT OUT TO CHICLAYO. WE WENT FOR A WALK TO THE FOREST OF POMAC, AT LUNCH WE FORGOT TO ADD SALT TO RICE, WE FORGET THE SPOONS AND DISHES, WE ATE WITH OUR HANDS AND WE PLAYED LIKE LITTLE GIRLS IN THE MIX, THE DUCKLING OF THE HOUSE, HIDE AND SEEK, STOP, THREE IN A ROW ... THAT DAY WAS TOO FUN FOR ME, FINALLY STARTED TO RAIN AND WE JUST WET UNTIL WE GOT ON THE BUS.

    NAME: MEDINA VASQUEZ BERTHA FIORELA
    ROOM: 4º "D"

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  13. The funniest thing happened to me, one day I went to a water park and as you can imagine there remains wet floors all the time I was passing by when I saw a guy slips and the worst thing in trying to not fall skating for a while, on the floor that was sliding and then falling face and kiss the ground, jajajajjaja
    Ir was really funny at the end gave me a little shame that guy but that's the everyday things and you can laugh out loud.
    MONTAÑO MANAYALLE PAMELA 4°"D"

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  14. One day my friend and I were walking and talking when suddenly I crashed against to a tree and we looked surprised us and we gave a mocking laugh.

    SILVA VASQUEZ VERONICA CUARTO "B"

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  15. Graceful experience
    A graceful and very short experience, it was one that happened to me last summer (in January). My friend and I went to an ice-cream parlour, I waited for my shift and when I asked him:

    - How much does cost an ice cream of 3 $?


    jaja. I was so embarrased in front of the ice-cream seller, my friend and other people who were waiting were laughting jaja

    The worse thing is that now I remember and up to me me river, but in this moment it did not know where to get...
    Farro Hernandez 4to A

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  16. When I was in second grade in primary school, I fell asleep in history class. My classmates were talking all the class and the teacher was angry. He asked them to shut up but the students didn't listened to him. He took a book, giving a tremendous thump on the table he yelled to shut. I almost had a turnaround in my heart.

    maria guadalupe ripalda sancarranco

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  17. When I was in second grade in primary school, I fell asleep in history class. My classmates were talking all the class and the teacher was angry. He asked them to shut up but the students didn't listened to him. He took a book, giving a tremendous thump on the table he yelled to shut. I almost had a turnaround in my heart.
    maria guadalupe ripalda sancarrano
    4H

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  18. This anecdote took place two months ago started when I had gone with my family to ride to the house of my grandmother who lives in the farm, My uncle arrived at the my grandmother's house too. He comes up to hammocks to rest and my mom was lying in the hammock when suddenly fell out of the hammock and we all ran to pick it up and then my uncle as the joker is good we had done all afternoon laughing and telling jokes.
    ornela urbina perez
    4"h"

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  19. MY STORY



    One day I was with my mom and my aunt in the cemetery, we were going to crown my grandfather
    My mom told me, stay with your aunt Brenda and my mom left and 1 /2 hour we went to the grave of my grandfather because we were looking to put flowers, suddenly my mother was not, then we started looking and found in another tomb crying, but my aunt said you do there Zulmiar here to ask my dad to look after me and my aunt said that here is not your father's grave, my mother wiped her eyes and laugh so much.
    I hope you enjoyed hitherto

    Brenda Martínez Rufasto 4° "E"

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  20. bueno... yo tengo unos amigos (que son gemelos), y vivieron en España de chicos. un dia (a los siete años) estaban haciendo las compras y uno se encontró un euro. re contento le dice a su hermano le dice "me encontré un euro!" al ver que su hermano tambien le dice "tú también!" y le "choca los cinco". luego de esto el re boludo se da cuenta que le estaba hablando a un espejo y no al hermano ! jajaja. ..
    alumna: diaz leon 4to D

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  21. well ... I have a few friends (who are twins), and lived in Spain for kids. a day (at age seven) were making a purchase and found a euro. re glad to tell your brother says "I found © a euro!" to see his brother also told "Ringtones also © n!" and "high-fives." re after this idiot realize he was talking to a mirror and not his brother! hahaha...
    alumna: del 4to D

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  22. Born in Arequipa, Peru, in the district of Tiabaya the July 2, 1874, in a mixed family consists of Pedro Paulet and Antonia Mostajo and Quiroz, was always an active student, suitable for science and a passion for art. From childhood he showed great interest in traveling to space. [1]

    At 19 he received a scholarship in recognition of academic excellence, by the Peruvian government allowed him to travel to Europe to study engineering. It was then in Paris where he studied engineering and architecture at the Sorbonne and graduated from the Institute of Applied Chemistry, obtaining the highest distinction in the chemical engineering degree. [3] was an architect, engineer, mechanic, chemist, economist, geographer, sculptor, diplomat, writer, journalist, speaker and visionary inventor. All these trades were for him and each of them took time, patience and talent.

    The first device was designed by Pedro Paulet in a bicycle wheel equipped with two rockets, fed by tubes attached to the spokes, by which the charge came from a kind of carburetor fixed, placed near the axis, with a ring of holes where it entered the explosive mixture to the tubes, each time your going through one nozzle holes. The design resembles the turbines now used by jets.

    He studied hard the displacement of the squid, which gave him the idea of ​​creating the chemical mass shift to create the jet propulsion, mass invented and currently used by space shuttles, including this invention based on squid spread in a U.S. Postal stamps with the seal of the "NASA" in 1974 to 100 years after his birth.


    Emilio Pedro Paulet Paulet in 1910.Pedro Mostajo was certain to have found in the rocket motor for unsurpassed all types of vehicles and especially the air, but completely change the structure and form of the planes known at the time. Compared to steam engines, electrical and explosion were the most advanced at the beginning of the twentieth century in terms of mechanical locomotion, Pedro Paulet had managed to design and build an engine that exceeded these engines through the use of retro-propulsion explosive forces rockets.

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  23. The "torpedo plane" later Paulet prefers to call "autobólido" was designed based on the jet engine and had a form of "spearhead". This was an aerospace craft adequate indoor space for a crew, in turn coated on the outside with a layer of material resistant to the conditions of space and atmosphere. Paulet chose the spherical design of the cab because he considered this geometry is more resistant to external pressures produced by the environment and that in turn allows complete freedom of movement to the crew. Likewise, the design considered the use of thermal walls and the production of electricity for the instruments through thermoelectric batteries.

    The spacecraft was designed by Emilio Pedro Paulet Mostajo was based on principles completely different from those known at the time. Paulet's ship had no wings, a fuselage with traditional aircraft wing, a gasoline engine and has no propellers. The ship would be built of a sphere of aluminum with a steel interior, measuring 3-feet in length and eight feet wide. The propulsion of rockets fell into complete disuse for a time, so that not even the pilots took seriously the new engineers propeller motor gliders. At this time the airline industry was just beginning, and people were not interested in theory, but practical results.

    In 1902 the Russian mathematician and physicist Konstantin Tsiolkovsky, a pioneer of astronautics designed a spacecraft for interplanetary travel jet guided in the design and prototype called "Autobólido" was designed in 1895 Pedro Paulet Mostajo. [Citation needed] In addition in 1912, the American professor Robert Goddard and Hermann Julius Oberth German scientist (in 1923) improved their experimental engine based on the initial conception of Paulet. [citation needed]

    He was the director and director of NASA's first manned flight to the moon, the scientist Wernher von Braun, who acknowledged that their effort Paulet Peruvian man helped address the moon, and the book that the same von Braun Ordway wrote in conjunction with - "World History of Astronautics" - remember that Pedro Paulet, in Paris, between 1895 and 1897 he experimented with its small engine two and a half kilos in weight, making a hundred pounds of force, adding "for this fact, Paulet should be considered as motor pioneer liquid fuel propulsion. "

    Emilio Pedro Paulet Mostajo also participated in the national reconstruction of Peru. In honor of the great inventor Pedro Paulet Mostajo on 2 July is celebrated in Peru, "National Aeronautics."
    4to D

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  24. One Saturday I was playing with my cousin and two friends more, I was about nine years, was running to avoid being hit, but I had not noticed that the ground was wet because recently it had watered, then I tripped over a stone and I fell into the pool ¨ "I bathed in mud", they all began to laugh and mock to me, I felt totally embarrassed.
    You had seen me as it came to my house I liked a statue of clay, like a wet frightened bird.

    GARNIQUE VASQUEZ ESTEFANI 4º "G"

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  25. PEDRO PAULET.
    It was born in Arequipa, Peru, in Tiabaya's district on July, two of thousand eight hundred seventy four, in a half-caste family formed by Pedro Paulet and Antonia Mostajo y Quiroz, he was always an active, suitable student for the science and carried away about the art. From child it showed a great interest to travel to the space.
    At the age of nineteen it got a scholarship in recognition for his academic excellence, on the part of the Peruvian government that allowed him to travel to Europe to deal studies of engineering. It was at the time in Paris where he studied in the Sorbona engineering and architecture and graduated in the Institute of Applied Chemistry, obtaining with the highest distinction the title of chemical Engineer.. He was an architect, engineer, mechanic, chemist, economist, geographer, sculptor, diplomat, writer, journalist, lecturer and visionary inventor.
    The first device designed by Pedro Paulet consisted of a wheel of bicycle provided with two rockets, fed by pipes joined the radiuses, for which the load was coming from a species of fixed carburetor, placed near the axis, with a ring hole where it was entering the explosive mixture to the above mentioned pipes, whenever his mouthpiece was happening for one of the holes. The design is alike the turbines today used by the planes of reaction.
    He studied very much the displacement of the squid, with which it gave to him the idea of the creation of the chemical mass to create the displacement to propulsion to jet, mass that he invented and that nowadays the spatial rockets use, even this invention based on the squid spread in one stamps of the American mail with the stamp of the "FISHNET" in the year thousand nine hundred seventy four on having be fulfilled hundred years of his birthday.
    The " plane torpedo " that later Paulet prefers being calling "a" "autofireball" was designed on the basis of his jet engine and was possessing a form of " top of lance ". This aerospace ship had an interior space adapted for a crew, re-dressed in turn in his external part with a cap of material resistant to the conditions of the space and of the atmosphere.
    The spaceship designed by Pedro Emilio Paulet Mostajo was based on beginning completely different from the acquaintances in this then. Paulet's ship did not have ailerons, a fuselage with wings of traditional plane, an engine to petrol, it nor has propellers. The ship would be constructed of a sphere of aluminum by an interior of steel, by a few measures of 3 meters and a half of length by two and I happen meters of width. The propulsion of rockets fell down in complete disuse in a time, in such a way that not even the same aviators were taking seriously the new engineers of gliders with engine of propeller. In this epoch the aeronautical industry newly began, and to the persons it was not interesting the theory, but the practical results.
    PEREZ FIGUEROA RUTH 4 G

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  26. the anegrota I have to tell is:
    One night out of the house of my grandmother comes to recojerno my dad in his car and my brothers, my mother and I went and stood for via e vitamiento and the car begins to falter a bit but the more we moved the car was slower Legia until we arrived and the car ran out of petrol unloaded pucha we had to push my sister did not want that but we went down and had jente push the car to a gas station and if it was the worst roche of my life but everything is done by the family.
    REYES GUZMAN CORAIMA 4º "G"

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  27. funny anecdote
    One day I had borrowed a bike and I walked quite a moment. While I was riding I saw a boy riding a bicycle without using his hands. Then I wondered: Can I do I own?
    Suddenly, while riding the bike I let my hands, but could not keep my balance and fell into a mud puddle, I messed all my clothes, my face and my hands, my family and my friends laughed at me, I felt very embarrassed and never tried to ride a bike without using my hands.
    PUUICAN MONTAÑO 4º G

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  28. ytati tell you hello, I have a problem with the mathematics and do not quite understand the exercises would ask you to please help me to understand that I teach as they occur, would this great favor me not to leave disapproved? I ask you please if.

    ***Teachers here I leave my JOB IN BLOG FOR NOT FOUND SO DO NOT DOUBT THAT FACT AND PLEASE I AM THE STUDENT OF 4 TO D -diaz leon

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  29. ANECDOTE OF THE WALK OF THE COLLEGE:

    When we come to Pomac's forest we all go down the car, we were going to the bath but my friends and I we were the last ones in entering we delay ourselves a bit, suddenly when we go out we gave each other with the surprise of which there was anybody out no pupil, then a lady said to us that the car has just gone out, my friend ran behind the car while I was calling my another friend who was continuing in the bath, but less badly I manage to listen to my friend and it waited for us this way we manage to rise to the car and to follow the trip.

    It was a frightful anecdote for the present time he was thinking that the car us was going to stop.

    PÉREZ FIGUEROA RUTH 4TO "G"

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